Brendan Morrison famous quotes

Bert's wallet is like an onion. Any time he opens it, he starts crying.
-- Brendan Morrison

#Hockey #Onions #Cry

Goals are like bananas, they come in bunches.
-- Brendan Morrison

#Goal #Bananas #Bunch

Wrapping Christmas presents is tough. Even peeling a Mandarin orange is tough. I have to get my kids to help me.
-- Brendan Morrison

#Kids #Hockey #Nhl

We're trying to work on Sami to get through that and shoot the puck. MacInnis shot the puck all the time. If there was a fool who wanted to stand in front and break an ankle, tough luck.

If I'm playing hockey, I want to win all the (trophies) I can.

The papers are portraying Rafa as a parrot, just like they did when they showed Graham Taylor as an onion

I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!

If you are a programmer working in 2006 and you don’t know the basics of characters, character sets, encodings, and Unicode, and I catch you, I’m going to punish you by making you peel onions for six months in a submarine.

It's never really fun to have to cry in a scene or anything like that.

The moment we cry in a film is not when things are sad but when they turn out to be more beautiful than we expected them to be.

30. If Will stops and cries Why, invoking Because, then Will stops an does naught. 31. If power asks why, then power is weakness.

When a girl cries, few things are more worthless than a boy

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. And if you can't do that, force a smile on your face and sob into your pillow later.