"Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana."

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Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Ryan Stiles

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“It is very certain that [the commerce clause] grew out of the abuse of the power by the importing States in taxing the non-importing, and was intended as a negative and preventive provision against injustice among the States themselves, rather than as a power to be used for the positive purposes of the General Government.”
“Once when I was working for the Daily News, I was summoned back to work from vacation because Donald Trump announced he was getting a divorce.”
“I grew up in a trailer park in Bellingham, Washington.”
“When we say 'hallowed be Your name' to God what we are really saying is 'Father, make us such as deserve knowledge and understanding of how holy You are, or at least let Your holiness shine forth in the spiritual lives we lead.' And this surely happens as men see our good works and glorify our Father in heaven.”

Source : John Cassian, Colm Luibhéid (1985). “Conferences”, p.113, Paulist Press
“When you get older, then you feel death not at the end of the road, but death all around you, in everything. Life is saturated with death. I feel death everywhere.”

Source : "New Again: David Hare". Interview with Kathleen tynan, www.interviewmagazine.com. April 29, 2015.
“Went to get coffee today-opened my change purse. Sea shells fell out. Barista goes "Sorry, we only take cash or credit." So there's that.”
“It is interesting to see how humans would act if they knew there were never any consequences for their actions because the next day they could wake up and just redo it.”

Source : Source: www.theskanner.com
“This is not an easy time for humorists because the government is far funnier than we are.”

Source : 1987 Speech to international meeting of satirists and cartoonists. Reported in the NewYork Times, 28 Jun.

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