Greg Proops famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.
-- Greg Proops

#Iraq #Growth #Weapons
I love the nightlife. I like to boogie.
-- Greg Proops

#Nightlife #Boogie
Animals have two vital functions in today's society; to be delicious and to fit well.
-- Greg Proops

#Animal #Two
People will really believe anything. You may have noticed this. Itâ€™s not just me. Look around.
-- Greg Proops

#Believe #People #Looks
Ever since you're little you hear this: 'The pilgrims left England to escape religious persecution and sneak religious freedom into the new world.' But even when you're little you're like, 'Umm.. Bullsh*t?'
-- Greg Proops

#Religious #Funny Thanksgiving #World
And eat lots of mints, it fools the cops.
-- Greg Proops

#Fool #Cop #Mint
Arizona changes its state motto to Damn, it's hot.
-- Greg Proops

#Hot #Arizona #Motto
President Clinton celebrates the first casual Friday at the white house by wearing leather chaps.
-- Greg Proops

#Friday #White #House
How would you like to make money in real estate?
-- Greg Proops

#Real #Making Money #Estates
I would like to thank ABC for giving me the Drew Carey award. It only goes to one lucky guy with glasses a year, and gosh darn it, tonight I'm the king of the... general area.
-- Greg Proops

#Kings #Awards #Glasses
I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness.
-- Greg Proops

#Baldness
Yo. I'm from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin'.
-- Greg Proops

#Beverly Hills #Hills
It doesn't matter how much of an ***** you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool.
-- Greg Proops

#Matter
Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.
-- Greg Proops

#Country #Honesty #Opinion
You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you know what their musical contribution will be? Riverdance!
-- Greg Proops

#Years #White #People
I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.
-- Greg Proops

#Animal #Splits #Want
I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an orphanage, cancer ward, whatever.
-- Greg Proops

#Cancer #Smoking #Inappropriate

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