"It doesn't matter how much of an ***** you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool."

-- Greg Proops

“Is it a shame that I canâ€™t accept love? Am I too burned out to move towards what will keep me alive or too smart to get pulled into someone elseâ€™s world?”
“Doctrinal preaching certainly bores the hypocrites; but it is only doctrinal preaching that will save Christ's sheep.”
“Many of us are missing something in life because we are after the second best.”
“We all know that Prime Ministers are wedded to the truth, but like other wedded couples they sometimes live apart.”

Source : 'The Unbearable Bassington' (1912)
“I was a Member of the European Parliament for a period of time and I saw a lot of European laws and treaties.”
“What doesn't hurt - is not life; what doesn't pass - is not happiness.”
“The best things can't be told,”
“Druid log July 15: Dark elves are not only quick and efficient killers, but creative and pyrotechnically inclined ones.”

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