Peter Kay famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.
-- Peter Kay

#House #Scared #Homophobic
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
-- Peter Kay

#Clever #Bananas #Looks
Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
-- Peter Kay

#Food #Squares #Taste
Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
-- Peter Kay

#People #Disability #Crutches
The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
-- Peter Kay

#Painful #Plugs #Sock
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
-- Peter Kay

#Thinking #Animal #Ideas
You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks? I swear now, you never get used to that.
-- Peter Kay

#Tea #Biscuits #Dip
Garlic bread, it's the future, I've tasted it
-- Peter Kay

#Garlic #Bread
One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
-- Peter Kay

#Awkward #Toilets #Stranger
I might be collecting wheely bins in 12 months time but at least they'll be wheely bins outside back gates that I know, in a part of the country that I love. There's no place like home!
-- Peter Kay

#Country #Home #Might
Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
-- Peter Kay

#Family #Uncles #Noses
Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down
-- Peter Kay

#Fake People #Yards #Turns
It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
-- Peter Kay

#Style #Looks #Impossible

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