"Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose."

-- Peter Kay

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“Difficulties are what makes it honorable and interesting to be alive.”
“Africansâ€¦ their tired. Theyâ€™re tired of being the subject of everybodyâ€™s charity and care. We are grateful, but we know that we can take charge of our own destinies if we have the will to reform.”
“The tough competition among German manufacturers makes us fundamentally strong.”
“Oakland is home, and you always want to go home. Anytime you get the chance, you're happy to go home.”
“I think my role as a musician is much more reactionary than that of the creative personality type who locks himself in a tower and then comes out with Pet Sounds or something. I just respond to stimuli more than anything.”
“Contrary to what Kafka does, I always like to refer all of my fictions to the level of reality, He, on the other hand, leaves them at an imaginary level.”
“But foremost, I do not subscribe to the view that Islamic culture and democracy cannot be reconciled.”
“The reason fiber helps us control our weight is that it fills the belly yet yields few calories since fiber is, for the most part, not something that we can digest.”

Source : "An Apple a Day Melts the Pounds Away!" by Kathy Freston, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 13, 2012.

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