"I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house."

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Source : Peter Kay (2009). “The Sound of Laughter”, p.135, Random House

Peter Kay

#House Quotes #Scared Quotes #Homophobic Quotes

“I have had passionate kisses and fierce ones, kisses so sweet they tasted like pure honey and kisses that cut like knives, but until this moment, Iâ€™ve never had one that said both hello and good-bye.”
“I don't think my looks are modern. I always imagined I'd end up doing Chekhov, Ibsen and Shakespeare all my life and never play a contemporary character.”
“You know, I dont play the race card a lot. Im half-black, half-white, and Im proud of - my skin is brown. The world sees me as a black man, but my mother didnt raise me as a black man. She didnt raise me as a white guy.”
“At the heart of any poor soul not at one with the Force, there is only void.”

Source : Tim Lebbon (2013). “Into the Void: Star Wars Legends (Dawn of the Jedi)”, p.3, Del Rey
“God has given me the grace to see some of the seeds that I have sown bear good fruit, and I am so grateful.”

Source : Source: www.beliefnet.com
“We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.”
“I have daddy issues. So I keep tissues on me at all times.”
“When the Lilliputians first saw Gulliver's watch, that "wonderful kind of engine...a globe, half silver and half of some transparent metal," they identified it immediately as the god he worshiped. After all, "he seldom did anything without consulting it: he called it his oracle, and said it pointed out the time for every action in his life." To Jonathan Swift in 1726 that was worth a bit of satire. Modernity was under way. We're all Gullivers now. Or are we Yahoos?”

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