"I might be collecting wheely bins in 12 months time but at least they'll be wheely bins outside back gates that I know, in a part of the country that I love. There's no place like home!"

-- Peter Kay

#Country Quotes #Home Quotes #Might Quotes

“You either get the point of Africa or you don't. What draws me back year after year is that it's like seeing the world with the lid off.”

Source : A.A. Gill (2007). “AA Gill is Away”, p.46, Simon and Schuster
“Always remember, money is a servant; youÂ are the master. Be very careful not to reverse that equation, because many people of high intelligenceÂ have already done so, to their great detriments.Â Unfortunately, many of these poor souls loved moneyÂ and used people, which violated one of the most basicÂ laws governing true financial success. You shouldÂ always love people and use money, rather than theÂ reverse!”
“Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.”
“Southerners can never resist a losing cause.”
“An extrapolation of its present rate of growth reveals that in the not too distant future Physical Review will fill bookshelves at a speed exceeding that of light. This is not forbidden by general relativity since no information is being conveyed.”
“Inventions become perfect by slow improvement, and each step is itself an invention.”
“That plenty should produce either covetousness or prodigality is a perversion of providence; and yet the generality of men are the worse for their riches.”
“More like some small, fierce bird of prey, something with a sharp bite. An owl perhaps, that speaks only when the rest of the world sleeps. Jenny will do well enough.”

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