"One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger."

-- Peter Kay

#Awkward Quotes #Toilets Quotes #Stranger Quotes

“Any quick analysis of a Beatles tune or a Cole Porter tune will reveal often simple but unexpected chords, chords that chromatically shift between keys, or between major and minor.”
“If I don't need the money, I don't work.”
“In a capitalist world, the word capital has taken on more and more uses. . . . human capital, for instance, which is what labor accumulates through education and work experience. Human capital differs from the classic kind in that you can't inherit it, and it can only be rented, not bought or sold.”
“There are times when you run a marathon and you wonder, Why am I doing this? But you take a drink of water, and around the next bend, you get your wind back, remember the finish line, and keep going.”
“Something unknown is doing we don't know what-that is what our theory amounts to.”

Source : Sir Arthur Stanley Eddington (1933). “The nature of the physical world”
“We are the breakers of our own hearts”

Source : Eudora Welty (1996). “One Time, One Place: Mississippi in the Depression : a Snapshot Album”, p.11, Univ. Press of Mississippi
“Hereâ€™s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently.”
“Chess is not Mathematics, where ten is always more than one; in chess the King with a pawn can beat opponent's King with all pieces if they are placed badly.”

Source : Interview at S'pore Chess News, August 23, 2010.

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