"It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!"

-- Noel Fielding

#Unhappy Quotes #Impossible Quotes

“The most important factor in abandoning our thoughts is to look in the Bible and see what God says about a matter. Then we must determine to act on His Word rather than on our own thoughts or those the devil may whisper into our minds.”
“We should tell ourselves once and for all that it is the first duty of the soul to become as happy, complete, independent, and great as lies in its power. To this end we may sacrifice even the passion for sacrifice, for sacrifice never should be the means of ennoblement, but only the sign of being ennobled.”
“Knowledge is simply a kind of fuel; it needs the motor of understanding to convert it into power.”

Source : John Wyndham (1957). “The Midwich Cuckoos”, Lightyear Press
“One of the challenges of buying local advertising is, how do you know if it worked? How do you know if it's got value? We're moving toward an e-commerce experience for local, an Amazon-like experience for local.”

Source : "Q&A with Yelp CEO Jeremy Stoppelman". Interview with James Temple, www.sfgate.com. October 12, 2011.
“It is not true that women cannot keep secrets. Where they love, they can be trusted to death and beyond, against all sense and reason. It is their weakness, and their great strength.”

Source : Mary Stewart (1978). “Hollow Hills”, Fawcett
“What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals.”
“Light is meaningful only in relation to darkness, and truth presupposes error. It is these mingled opposites which people our life, which make it pungent, intoxicating. We only exist in terms of this conflict, in the zone where black and white clash.”
“You find out what's in you when it comes out”

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