"I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase"

-- Todd Barry

#Writing Quotes #Needs Quotes #Erase Quotes

“Sex is nice and pleasure is good for you.”

Source : Dossie Easton, Catherine A. Liszt (1997). “The Ethical Slut: A Guide to Infinite Sexual Possibilities”, Greenery Press (CA)
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
“I am alive again, now that I can no longer stand to live.”
“So many cowboys....so little rope.”
“Death is nothing more than a doorway, something you walk through.”
“Only he who attempts the absurd is capable of achieving the impossible.”

Source : Miguel de Unamuno (1925). “Essays and Soliloquies”
“It just amazed me that so many people came to see my show even to a place that I've never been to. I was independent for a long time and I knew every person who I sold my CD to. But now with a major record contract, you don't get to meet every person who buys your CD. It's a new feeling, and it's very inspiring that they have been waiting for me to come to their town and sing.”

Source : Source: www.ign.com
“Don't be afraid to stumble. Any inventor will tell you that you don't follow a plan far before you strike a snag. If, out of 100 ideas you get one that works, it's enough.”

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