"I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place"

-- Todd Barry

#Email Quotes #Posters Quotes #Mass Quotes

“â€ŽWhat a blight that woman is. Do you happen to know why? I lean toward a malignant fairy at her christening.”
“I think many people would say that writers like Stephen King have hypergraphia.”
“We Americans are mildly interested, of course, in reading about the discovery of radium by Madame Curie, but what we really yearn to know is the name of the uncommemorated French female who first mixed a sauce bearnaise.”
“Achieving a goal is nothing. The getting there is everything.”
“There, like the wind through woods in riot, Through him the gale of life blew high; The tree of man was never quiet: Then 'twas the Roman, now 'tis I.”
“My closest friend is canine. I have precious few close friends, and most of them are not actors”
“Often dismissed or underestimated by political opponents, President Reagan had the most valuable weapon in the political arsenal: a bond with the people.”
“You have many options in life, never make giving up one of them”

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