"I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work."

-- Todd Barry

#Jobs Quotes #Asking Quotes #Flexibility Quotes

“I don't like the theatre. I like plays in which the audience is addressed by the actors. I don't like seeing people talking to each other on stage as if there isn't an audience.”
“The sigh, the groan of a broken heart, will soon go through the ceiling up to heaven, aye, into the very bosom of God.”

Source : Charles Simeon (1847). “Memoirs of the Life of the Rev. Charles Simeon ...: With a Selection from His Writings and Correspondence”, p.654
“When you give your heart and you give it to God, where your treasure is, that's where your heart is. And so you put your heart in your hand which is in the form of monetary- or money, or offering, and you say, 'God! Here it is!'”
“If age was temperature, You'd be getting hotter Happy 60th degree You, hot shotter”
“My therapist would be so happy to know I'm doing all this walking. They've done a great job of putting me back together, haven't they?”
“Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing.”
“Give people a convincing reason and they will lay down their very lives.”
“What I don't like in movies dealing with the illustration of altered states of consciousness is that usually you see the guy from the outside.”

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