"Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing."

-- Rowan Atkinson

#Thinking Quotes #Funny Things Quotes #Needs Quotes

“I finally got a chance to talk to my daughter from my previous marriage. I just got married May 3 to my beautiful wife, but we don't see each other much.”
“I always felt that the telefilm directors made wonderful films, which are even better than the big screen movies, but never got enough opportunities to showcase their talents on the big screens.”

Source : Interview with Shrabanti Basu, calcuttatube.com. February 21, 2009.
“Practicing the Law of Giving is actually very simple; if you want joy, give joy to others; if you want love, learn to give love; if you want attention and appreciation, learn to give attention and appreciation; if you want material affluence, help others to become materially affluent. In fact, the easiest way to get what you want is to help others get what they want.”
“It's show business. No show, no business.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“We call ourselves a "capacity building" organization; self-motivated and self-initiated capacity building. For example, in 30 years, I don't think I have signed a check for the company.”

Source : "The Grass is Greener ... On Both Sides". Jordan Business magazine, December 2006.
“The UN declaration on human rights must always be first in line before religion or other cultural habits, in case of any conflict between them.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“You ain't gonna learn what you don't wanna know.”
“And why does it make you sad to see how everything hangs by such thin and whimsical threads? Because youâ€™re a dreamer, an incredible dreamer, with a tiny spark hidden somewhere inside you which cannot die, which even you cannot kill or quench and which tortures you horribly because all the odds are against its continual burning. In the midst of the foulest decay and putrid savagery, this spark speaks to you of beauty, of human warmth and kindness, of goodness, of greatness, of heroism, of martyrdom, and it speaks to you of love.”

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