Matthew Broderick famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
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Can I get a fork?; There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there ARE no utensils AT Medieval Times- would you like a refill on your Pepsi? ;So there were no utensils but there was Pepsi?; Dude, I got a lot of tables to wait
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I just want the money and the fame and the adoration, and I don't want any of the other stuff.
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My son wants to be Batman and he wants the Batman costume that comes in the mail. It has fake muscles in it, which is very disconcerting on a four-year-old.
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You have to fight the green monster with your mind, not your fists.
-- Matthew Broderick
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They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them.
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In every American there is an air of incorrigible innocence, which seems to conceal a diabolical cunning.
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The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.
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A man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder.
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He closed his eyes and let out a jagged breath. "Okay." He settled between my legs holding himself over me. "I've never been with a virgin, Eva. I'm going to try real hard not to hurt you." "Will it hurt you?" I asked, thinking about his pained expression when he'd said I was too tight. He smiled, "It's going to be the closest to heaven I'll ever get, baby.
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What Death protects can't be harmed and baby, you're the only thing I protect - Dank, Predestined
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Sometimes you can gradually improve things. But sometimes, they don't work, and you've just got to just say: Let's grind this baby to a halt.
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Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding.
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The mind is like the stomach. It not how much you put into it, but how much it digests.
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A lot of mothers will do anything for their children, except let them be themselves.
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