"I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate."

-- Todd Barry

#Pirate Quotes #Culture Quotes

“As individuals, as families, as neighbors, as members of one community, people of all races and political views are usually decent, kind, compassionate. But in large corporations or governments, when great power accumulates in their hands, some become monsters even with good intentions.”
“An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious - just dead wrong.”
“No matter how quietly homophobia is whispered, it doesn't make it any less loud. You can't whisper hate,”

Source : "Leisha Hailey: It Was Just One Kiss on Southwest Flight" by Tim Nudd, people.com. September 28, 2011.
“Cleverness is not wisdom. And not to think mortal thoughts is to see few days.”
“Man's nature is not a bit the same as wines. He loses flavour as his life declines. We drink the oldest wine that comes our way. Old men get nasty, old wines make us gay.”
“The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget.”
“We have talked long enough in this country about equal rights. It is time now to write the next chapter - and to write it in the books of law.”
“Man becomes virtually an automaton in the loss of his individuality and responsibility. He is the harp of a thousand strings played upon by a divine hand, but not a man!”

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