"I will not be misquoted!"

-- Todd Barry

“John's old Caddie had a huge engine that would qualify as a human rights violation if built today. It roared down the road, chugging gas and farting a blue cloud of dinosaur souls.”
“Our method of proclaiming salvation is this: to point out to every heart the loving Lamb, who died for us, and although He was the Son of God, offered Himself for our sins ... by the preaching of His blood, and of His love unto death, even the death of the cross.”
“Dear Mr. and Mrs. Obama, Thank you for sending me Christmas and New Year greetings yet again. Welcome back to India... Would have loved to host you at my concert in Baroda on the 26th!”
“All that is required to realise the Self is to â€œBe Still.”
“Fear is the disease.Â Hustle is the antidoteÂ Whatever it is that youâ€™re afraid of, go after it.”
“What you feel doesnâ€™t matter in the end; itâ€™s what you do that makes you brave.”
“Every man who has at last succeeded, after long effort, in calling up the divinity which lies hidden in a woman's heart, is startled to find that he must obey the God he summoned.”

Source : Henry Adams (2015). “Esther”, p.81, Sheba Blake Publishing
“If a book is easy and fits nicely into all your language conventions and thought forms, then you probably will not grow much from reading it. It may be entertaining, but not enlarging to your understanding. Itâ€™s the hard books that count. Raking is easy, but all you get is leaves; digging is hard, but you might find diamonds.”

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