"I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value."

-- Todd Barry

#Normal Quotes #Worthy Quotes #Feels Quotes

“If you look at literacy tests in the South, for example, they were absurdly difficult and didn't measure literacy. They were simply measuring whether or not you were black. So at every moment when we've said, hey, we don't want certain people to vote because they are not educated enough, it is often simply become a way of excluding black and brown people.”

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“I feel like love is the thing we were created for, yet it's the place we struggle the most.”
“Giulia Melucci has written a wonderfully funny and moving book. It's like Eat, Pray, Love, with recipes.”
“The world cannot bury Christ. The earth is not deep enough for His tomb, the clouds are not wide enough for His winding-sheet; He ascends into the heavens, but the heavens cannot contain Him. He still lives--in the church which burns unconsumed with His love; in the truth that reflects His image; in the hearts which burn as He talks with them by the way.”
“I really enjoy writing novels. Its like the ocean. You can just build a boat and take off.”
“The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. [Misattributed]”
“The only thing that makes battle psychologically tolerable is the brotherhood among soldiers. You need each other to get by.”
“When you learn to make everybody happy, you will possess the golden secret of how to milk the contented voters. But do it in such a way that they won't think you want them to vote for you just because you need the money.They need the money, and besides, they can think up other reasons if they try.”

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