"Probably all of my advice is bad advice."

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Kurt Braunohler

#Advice Quotes #Bad Advice Quotes

“Be blissful and enjoy your life; do not let yourself become obsessed with anything. Determine to use the rest of your life to benefit others as much as possible.”
“I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.”
“Blessed are those who do whatever they can wherever they are, for no one is devoid of resources or opportunities.”
“America is like an unfaithful love who promises us more than we got.”
“Don't we have to respond to people who don't seem normal to us? Will my child grow up able to accept that not everyone looks the same?”
“Search, which is extremely important, represents about 5% of the page views on the Internet and 40% of the revenue. So, highly monetized.”
“You cant win if youre chasing the wrong problem.”
“Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.”

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