"So many funny things happen to me everyday I should have a TV show."

-- Kurt Braunohler

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“At the heart of globalisation is a new kind of intolerance in the west towards other cultures, traditions and values, less brutal than in the era of colonialism, but more comprehensive and totalitarian.”

Source : "We are globalised, but have no real intimacy with the rest of the world" by Martin Jacques, www.theguardian.com. April 16, 2006.
“We build buildings which are terribly restless. And buildings don't go anywhere. They shouldn't be restless.”
“I don't have to go to a doctor and have my face changed. It terrifies me that women do that.”
“True science teaches us to doubt and, in ignorance, to refrain.”

Source : Introduction to the Study of Experimental Medicine (1865) Pt 1, Ch. 2, Sect. VII
“The question then is, how much are you willing to give?" And I answered, "Anything." A breath later, Zane echoed my response with, "Everything.”

Source : Amelia Atwater-Rhodes (2010). “The Shapeshifters: The Kiesha'ra of the Den of Shadows”, p.41, Delacorte Press
“She was superfly, Curtis may have feeled her ass”
“You have summoned me in my weakness. You must sustain me in your strength.”

Source : Franklin Pierce (1968). “Franklin Pierce, 1804-1869: chronology, documents, bibliographical aids”
“I have no idea what my batting average was in high school, but I know it wasn't below .450, and that's pretty good hitting where I come from.”

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