"Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe."

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Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Benny Hill

#Hot Quotes #Pants Quotes #Breathe Quotes

“My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me, sniffing, then saying under their breath, "Married!" and walking away. Fabric Softeners are how our wives mark their territory. We can take off the ring, but it's hard to get that April fresh scent out of your clothes.”
“Death squads have been created and used by the CIA around the world - particularly the Third World - since the late 1940s, a fact ignored by the elite-owned media.”
“I'm dragging the audience to hell with me”
“If you can't beat 'em in the alley, you can't beat 'em on the ice.”
“It is vital that Iraq and the United States together send the clearest possible signal that those who commit acts of violence against American military forces and American civilians will not be rewarded with amnesty”
“Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.”

Source : "Obama's debt expert yells at kids" by Mj Lee, www.politico.com. March 07, 2011.
“I was slinging whatever I could get my hands on.Â Whether it was chronic, whether it was crack.”
“Tom Cotton voted against preparing America for pandemics like Ebola...”

Source : "Democratic senator can't judge Obama's Ebola handling" by Jeremy Diamond, edition.cnn.com. October 7, 2014.

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