"My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me, sniffing, then saying under their breath, "Married!" and walking away. Fabric Softeners are how our wives mark their territory. We can take off the ring, but it's hard to get that April fresh scent out of your clothes."

-- Andy Rooney

#Walking Away Quotes #Clothes Quotes #Wife Quotes

“The physical world is meaningless tonight And there is no other.”
“there is this malign curse laid on dipsomaniacs. That they must absolutely have a drink: in order to feel strong enough to stop drinking.”
“The hairsplitting difference between formed and unformed makes no difference to us. Whoever deliberately commits abortion is subject to the penalty for homicide.”
“Alice?â€ She spun toward the door, her skirts whirling softly. â€œYes?â€ she forced out. â€œDo you know what I am holding in my hand?â€ â€œNo.â€ â€œCare to guess?â€ â€œA pitchfork?â€ she asked in a stilted attempt at levity, hoping to invoke his earlier, playful mood. â€œNo, my dear,â€ he answered drily. â€œA key to your room.â€ â€œWhat?â€she breathed, aghast. â€œI should hate to have to use it.â€ â€œYou have a key to this room?â€ â€œMm-hmm.â€ She took a step toward the door, panic rising up in her throat. â€œYouâ€™re bluffing!â€ â€œDo you wish me to prove it?”
“When you are five, you know your age down to the month. Even in your twenties, you know how old you are. I'm twenty-three you say, or maybe twenty-seven. But then in your thirties, something strange starts to happen. It is a mere hiccup at first, an instant of hesitation. How old are you? Oh, I'm--you start confidently, but then you stop. You were going to say thirty-three, but you are not. You're thirty-five. And then you're bothered, because you wonder if this is the beginning of the end. It is, of course, but it's decades before you admit it.”
“I have gazed on the face of Agamemnon,”
“I had this thought a while ago, "My darling cannot understand What I have done, or what would do In this blind bitter land." And I grew weary of the sun”
“In a weird way I must have loved my little collection of hurts and wounds. They provided me with some real nice sympathy, with the feeling I was exceptional...What a special case I was.”

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