"I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy."

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Source : "Pick Up a Few Unconventional Between-the-Sheets Techniques from Jason Sudeikis". Interview with Lauren Bans, www.gq.com. January 23, 2013.

Jason Sudeikis

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“Bachelors begin at thirty-six. Up till this age they are regarded as single men.”

Source : Jilly Cooper (2011). “Men And Supermen”, p.22, Random House
“Water is a means to an end, not an end in itself.”
“Oh, are we at the insult part of the breakup?" she says. "Because I got in a lot of practice after what happened with Will. I have several choice things to say about her nose.”
“As long as I have people's attention, I can't stop. You can't put the public on hold, because they might not be there when you get back. I have a pathological fear of stopping.”
“A true genius admits that he/she knows nothing.”
“If you can make people understand why freedom is so important through the arts, that would be a big help.”
“Britain won its wars on the playing fields of Eton. America developed its mettle at the muddy gaps of the Cumberlands, in the swift rapids of its rivers, on the limitless reaches of its western plains, in the silent vastness of primeval forests, and in the blizzard-ridden passes of the Rockies and Coast ranges.”
“You must be Warden Ramirez." This is the part where I got nervous. Ramirez loved women. Ramirez never shut up about women. Well, he never shut up about anything in general, but he'd go on and on about various conquests and feats of sexual athleticism andâ€” "A virgin?" Lara blurted. Lara blurted. She turned her head to me, grey eyes several shades paler than they had been, and very wide. "Really, Harry, I'm not sure what to say. Is he a present?”

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