Jerry Coleman famous quotes

03-25-2025

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!
-- Jerry Coleman

#Wall #Stupidity #Rolling
He slides into second with a stand-up double.
-- Jerry Coleman

#Baseball #Slides
Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.
-- Jerry Coleman

#Rich #Throwing Up #Throwing
Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.
-- Jerry Coleman

#Thinking #Squirrels #Tree
A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
-- Jerry Coleman

#Sports #Pants #Newspapers
Young Frank Pastore may have pitched the biggest victory of 1979. Maybe the biggest victory of the year!
-- Jerry Coleman

#Years #Victory #May
When you lose your hands, you can't play baseball.
-- Jerry Coleman

#Baseball #Hands #Play
It was a death struggle every day being a Yankee you either won or you lost. There was no second place. Half of us were nuts by the end of a season.
-- Jerry Coleman

#Struggle #Yankees #Nuts
All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.
-- Jerry Coleman

#Air #Needs #Balls
Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
-- Jerry Coleman

#Drug #Hats #Abusers
The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
-- Jerry Coleman

#Baseball #Four #Haitian
I've made a couple of mistakes I'd like to do over.
-- Jerry Coleman

#Couple #Mistake #Made
You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you.
-- Jerry Coleman

#Liable
Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book. They've been ex-teammates for years now.
-- Jerry Coleman

#Book #Years #Teammate
Pete Rose has three thousand hits and three thousand fourteen overall.
-- Jerry Coleman

#Rose #Three #Fourteen

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