Stewart Francis famous quotes

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My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
-- Stewart Francis

#Vengeance #Preoccupation #Therapists
Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.
-- Stewart Francis

#Sex #Rocks #Climbing
I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified
-- Stewart Francis

#Night #Play #Karaoke
My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."
-- Stewart Francis

#Dad #Drinking #Bottles
I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!
-- Stewart Francis

#Together #Saws #Documentaries
You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.
-- Stewart Francis

#Kids #Names #Giving
So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world.
-- Stewart Francis

#What If #World #End Of The World
So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.
-- Stewart Francis

#What If #World #Armageddon
Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me
-- Stewart Francis

#Parks #Looks #Wonder
My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.
-- Stewart Francis

#Father #People #Good People
Allyson Smith reminds me of a younger, prettier, funnier me. Now if you'll excuse me, the ladies from my bridge club have arrived.
-- Stewart Francis

#Bridges #Clubs #Excuse
I don't think lesbians should be allowed to use dildos, afterall they've made their choice
-- Stewart Francis

#Thinking #Choices #Use
I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.
-- Stewart Francis

#Jobs #Voice #Quitting

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