"Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down."

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Source : Stewart Francis (2013). “Pun Direction”, p.91, Hachette UK

Stewart Francis

#Sex Quotes #Rocks Quotes #Climbing Quotes

“Too often, the person who wrecks our work is us.”
“I just want to say this. I love being a woman. I love playing a woman. I love being a whole and full woman. I am more than my parts, and we all are. And we all, as women, need to continue to change our gaze from how we are seen to how we are seeing. We are full and beautiful women. And let us live in that.”

Source : "Selma, Black-ish, Taraji P. Henson Honored at 2015 NAACP Image Awards—Plus, the Winners List!" by Bruna Nessif, www.eonline.com. February 6, 2015.
“Evolution has primarily been an attack on religion by militant atheists who wrap themselves in the mantle of science in an effort to refute all religious claims concerning a creator - an effort that has also often attempted to suppress all scientific criticisms of Darwin's work.”

Source : Rodney Stark (2015). “For the Glory of God: How Monotheism Led to Reformations, Science, Witch-Hunts, and the End of Slavery”, p.176, Princeton University Press
“I think that's why I gravitated toward slightly broader... ummm, more conceptual kinds of movies, Underworld and Van Helsing. That was as much as I could actually give. But you're actually more of an animated figure. It does go against the grain, as an actor.”
“My one piece of advice to anyone trying to do acting - this would just be to keep going. It sounds really basic, but I went to 121 auditions my first year in L.A. That is no exaggeration, because I keep lists - I know it's a little psychotic - of every audition that I have ever been to. I went to 121 auditions and I got none. But who cares?”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“In spite of Death, the mark and seal of the parental control, Man is yet free, during his brief years, to examine, to criticise, to know, and in imagination to create. To him alone, in the world with which he is acquainted, this freedom belongs; and in this lies his superiority to the resistless forces that control his outward life.”
“You are not wrong. You fought to protect your world. Isn't that good enough? After all, justice in this world is just a bunch of principles made by those with power to suit themselves. No one really thinks of others, you will lose everything if you cannot keep up. Only two kinds of people exist in this worldâ€”those who steal and those who are stolen from. So then, today, I just stole your future. That's all.”
“I have an amazing mother who's a real tough cookie. She taught me not to get emotional about [sexism in Hollywood], just be really practical and objective. Later, in the privacy of my own home, maybe I'll bawl or break some dishes, but you just have to keep going. It's not about fighting, it's about educating.”

Source : "Motherhood Quotes from the Pages of ELLE". www.elle.com. May 11, 2012.

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