"So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world."

-- Stewart Francis

#What If Quotes #World Quotes #End Of The World Quotes

“I like to hunt. After baseball, I'll go back and buy some land and do some farming.”
“I'm a young dude, and there ain't too many people who are doin' it like I'm doin' it. There ain't no others in my lane - I am the future of this music.”

Source : Source: djbooth.net
“It was lovely when you found students who responded to things you were enthusiastic about.”
“the serpent if it wants to become the dragon must eat itself.”
“A narrow compass! and yet there Dwelt all that 's good, and all that 's fair; Give me but what this riband bound, Take all the rest the sun goes round.”
“Winning is a feeling you have no ceiling.”
“I wouldn't have the life I have without television. I wouldn't be looking out my apartment window onto the East River; I wouldn't be able to afford to have my mother with me this summer. So television has been very good to me.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“... As long as you continue to tar social democracy with all the crimes of communism, I feel equally entitled to tar the free market with the crimes of slavery, segregation, colonialism and genocide; piss me off and I'll add fascism and the Nazis.”

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