"You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."

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Source : "Edinburgh fringe's 10 funniest jokes revealed" by Mark Brown, www.theguardian.com. August 21, 2012.

Stewart Francis

#Kids Quotes #Names Quotes #Giving Quotes

“If time travel is possible, where are the tourists from the future?”
“The ponderous tomes are bales of the mind's merchandise.”

Source : Robert Aris Willmott (1907). “Pleasures of Literature”
“Correlation is not causation.”
“There is nothing of permanent value (putting aside a few human affections) nothing that satisfies quiet reflection--except the sense of having worked according to one's capacity and light to make things clear and get rid of cant and shams of all sorts.”
“The idea of space is given to the artist to change if he can. The subject matter in the abstract is space.”

Source : Willem De Kooning, John Elderfield, Lauren Mahony (2011). “De Kooning: A Retrospective”, p.13, The Museum of Modern Art
“With its leaves so rich and heavy with elation and its crimson face made brighter with visions of divinity the shadow of a certain rose looks just like an angel eating light.”
“Music comes from an icicle as it melts, to live again as spring water.”

Source : Henry Williamson (2011). “The Gale of the World”, p.31, Faber & Faber
“My father is Swedish and my mother is French.”

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