Frank Skinner famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts
-- Frank Skinner

#Dog #Animal #Intelligent
You can spend your whole life trying to be popular, but at the end of the day, the size of the crowd at your funeral will be largely dictated by the weather.
-- Frank Skinner

#Life #Weather #Funeral
We're always hearing about risk-takers whose risks paid off, but they are no braver than those whose risks end in ridicule.
-- Frank Skinner

#Courage #Bravery #Risk
I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really, because she didn't have one.
-- Frank Skinner

#Funny Relationship #Wife #Share
Cider was my drink because I liked the taste and it made me stupid.
-- Frank Skinner

#Stupid #Cider #Taste
How do I relax? This might sound slightly ridiculous but I play the ukulele for at least an hour a day and I find something really blissful about it.
-- Frank Skinner

#Ukulele #Play #Relax
So, Arsenal have signed Arsene Wenger because his name sounds a bit like the club. How long before Man Utd sign Stefan Kuntz?
-- Frank Skinner

#Soccer #Football #Men
I'm world-famous in West Bromwich.
-- Frank Skinner

#World #West #World Famous
Professional footballers - those virile young stags of our modern culture - are near perpetual fountains of sputum.
-- Frank Skinner

#Culture #Modern #Fountain

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.
I'm a vegetarian and very much active in regards to how I feel about animal rights and protecting animals and giving animals a voice. But at the same time, I appreciate and respect other people's decisions to eat meat. The only thing that I hope is that people are educated, that they're aware, that they're living a conscious lifestyle.
I hear it's better to use animal products than synthetics, which are harmful to humans and the earth... but destroying one segment of the creation to allegedly save another is the idea of fools!!!
Ecology more important than saving animals from slavery??? Humans suffer the raping of the earth but animals suffer DOUBLY: the raping of the earth PLUS their own raping by humans. They are innocent/they are not the ones who raped the earth/they enrich it for us all from the tiniest microscopic beings to the largest ones.
As long as the Almighty permitted intelligent men, created in his image and likeness, to fight in public and kill each other while the world looks on approvingly, it's not for me to deprive the chickens of the same privilege.
I'm intelligent enough to survive happily and be compassionate. If I were too smart, I would realize all the ills of the world.
And now, advice for beginning mystics. Be sober, be intelligent, be educated, rely on the tangible reality as long as you can. Remember that the act of writing is a tiny part of a bigger something. Defend the value of the spiritual experience and if somebody tells you it's an old fashioned notion, laugh loudly and serenely.
A highly intelligent man should take a primitive woman. Imagine if on top of everything else, I had a woman who interfered with my work.
It will be my earnest aim that The New York Times give the news, all the news, in concise and attractive form, in language that is permissible in good society, and give it as early if not earlier, than it can be learned through any other reliable medium; to give the news impartially, without fear or favor, regardless of party, sect, or interest involved; to make of the columns of The New York Times a forum for the consideration of all questions of public importance, and to that end to invite intelligent discussion from all shades of opinion.
Gaffe-focused journalism: revenge of intelligent people who know true evils are out there but lack the access/time to get to them.

Frank Skinner famous quotes

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