Harry Hill famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.
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You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven.
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My dad used to say 'Always fight fire with fire,' which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.
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You can tell a lot about someone's personality if you know his star sign -Jesus, born on 25 December, fed the five thousand, walked on water -typical Capricorn.
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It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.
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I have a really nice step ladder, sadly, I never knew my real ladder.
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I went to a restaurant the other day called 'Taste of the Raj.' The waiter hit me with a stick and got me to build a complicated railway system.
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The mobile phone, the fax, emails. Call me old fashioned, but what's wrong with a chain of beacons?
-- Harry Hill
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His dress told her nothing, but his face told her things which she was glad to know.
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Our constitution, in short, is a judge-made constitution, and it bears on its face all the features, good and bad, of judge-made law.
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It doesn't have to be the Grand Canyon, it could be a city street, it could be the face of another human being - Everything is full of wonder.
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People saw me as just a singer - yeah, a pretty face who could sing - and not more than that,
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It is not enough for me to ask question; I want to know how to answer the one question that seems to encompass everything I face: What am I here for?
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We have got to abandon the sense of amazement in the face of creativity, as if it were a miracle if anybody created anything.
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If I were you I would face my clothes, to make sure that no one runs off with them!
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I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food.
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The best-case scenario is that the glass shatters in my face! How do you think that makes me feel?
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It looks better when you do your own stunts, because seeing somebody's face when they're doing them is fun for the audience.
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