"I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face."

-- Harry Hill

“Children are our most valuable natural resource.”
“Love is not a quality of 'God'- is it God's very Essence. It is the ALL-encompassing Reality of the Never-Ending Present. It is the Core of Your Existence.”
“If I had to change one thing about my life, it would probably be, I wouldn't be famous. Because when you're famous it's so hard.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Have you ever wondered how nostalgia isn"t what it used to be?”
“Step aside from all thinking, and there is nowhere you can't go.”
“Those glories come too late That on our ashes wait.”
“Life has no opposite. The opposite of death is birth. Life is eternal.”
“Now that the most interesting matter of identity is not what place someone was born in, but what point in time they are from - where they sit in relation to time. Age has become much more divisive than place. With the Internet and globalization, a twenty-year-old in New York has far more cultural references in common with a twenty-year-old in Nebraska than they do with a thirty-year-old who lives next door. National identity is what they trick you with when they want your feet in their army boots or your taxes in their bailouts.”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com

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