"You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven."

-- Harry Hill

#Home Quotes #Might Quotes #Chickens Quotes

“The good life begins with Christ and ends with me. I need to stop following me and stop trying to make life all about me.”

Source : Source: www.beliefnet.com
“When you struggle, that's when you realize what you're made of, and that's when you realize what the people around you can do. You learn who you'd want to take with you to a war, and who you'd only want to take to lunch.”

Source : Chamique Holdsclaw (2001). “Chamique: On Family, Focus, and Basketball”, p.168, Simon and Schuster
“The minute you make people laugh, you get them to listen.”
“I have a theory that as nice and sweet as you can be equates to how dangerous you can be.”

Source : Source: www.indielondon.co.uk
“The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions that have been hidden by the answers.”
“If we are to reach a situation of true peace, real peace, peace for generations, we will have to make painful concessions. Not in exchange for promises, but rather in exchange for peace.”
“(It) could involve the AMA and others in an interstate conspiracy of alarming proportions...”
“There are no big problems, there are just a lot of little problems.”

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