"Cider was my drink because I liked the taste and it made me stupid."

-- Frank Skinner

#Stupid Quotes #Cider Quotes #Taste Quotes

“The feeling of friendship is like that of being comfortably filled with roast beef; love, like being enlivened with champagne.”
“Whatever ÑƒÐ¾u are, bÐµ Ð° good one.”
“Man may be excused for feeling some pride at having risen, though not through his own exertions, to the very summit of the organic scale; and the fact of his having thus risen, instead of having been aboriginally placed there, may give him hopes for a still higher destiny in the distant future.”
“The time has come to lower our voices, to cease imposing our mechanistic patterns on the biological processes of the earth, to resist the impulse to control, to command, to force, to oppress, and to begin quite humbly to follow the guidance of the larger community on which all life depends.”
“The past three years have seen a threefold increase in the number of participants of the state guarantee system. It has already exceeded 21 percent, and the trend will continue. We need a national rather than a government program of state guarantees”
“Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!”
“Brush and ink are only servants of thoughts and emotion. They should follow your emotion and change with the emotion.”
“Back in the old days, everyone was shocked if a band had a sponsor for their tour. Now, Bob Dylan can do a commercial for Victoria's Secret and people don't really blink; the Beatles' songs are in all sorts of commercials these days and it doesn't seem to offend anybody. The times are changing.”

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