"So, Arsenal have signed Arsene Wenger because his name sounds a bit like the club. How long before Man Utd sign Stefan Kuntz?"

-- Frank Skinner

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“There's always stories about cute girls in the gym, I'm just not one of those people.”

Source : "Gigi Hadid Hates the Gym, Loves Carbs, and Just Got Her First Fitness Campaign". Interview with Kristina Rodulfo, www.elle.com. October 4, 2016.
“Objects are held by the backgrounds that are cut into them.”
“I think the understanding of the role of markets has really helped advance the values of entrepreneurship. Its helped shape public policy discussions in a whole variety of ways.”
“The idea that people do very bad things for sometimes very good reasons, feels reasons.”
“I didn't have any desire I might have had 10 years ago to shoot every single word that I wrote.”
“Soul mates are brought together for a reason. All their lives they have been preparing for each other. When they look back at their lives they will see a new purpose to actions they have taken. Their lives take on a sense of oneness equalled by no other. Oneness of purpose, ambition, and love which can be a beacon to others along their spiritual paths.”
“There are enough fossils showing distinctive features to rule out the possibility these are unusual or aberrant modern humans”
“I don't want to be owned by a corporation and obliged to make a certain type of album. I want to be free.”

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