"You can spend your whole life trying to be popular, but at the end of the day, the size of the crowd at your funeral will be largely dictated by the weather."

-- Frank Skinner

#Life Quotes #Weather Quotes #Funeral Quotes

“That was my experience with everybody in the book. That was what was so cool. It's just an excuse to hang out with people. It's not for a movie; it's not for a magazine. No one's here telling us what to do. We're at my house shooting. I just get to go, "What do you want to do today?" We're only there because we want to be there because of each other. There's no other reason.”

Source : "Discovering Jeff Vespa". Interview with Jena Malone, www.interviewmagazine.com. November 14, 2014.
“To achieve a lasting peace in the Middle East takes guts, not guns.”
“I did take guitar lessons as a teenager, though, and I started to teach myself how to play everything I could play on the guitar on piano, so I had a really weird, non-traditional route to proficiency. I think it probably helped me come at things from a new angle.”
“For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason.”
“Every soldier, every cop who's faced with a decision to make, a life or death, does the best he or she can,”

Source : "GOP Congressman 'Offended' By Moral Questions Obama Addressed In Counterterror Speech" by Ben Armbruster, thinkprogress.org. May 26, 2013.
“That's the point of it, to have those connections, as painful as they are, as much worry as they might cause; they give back in strength and comfort and joy, believe it or not, and the more connections you make, the happier you are, the more point there is to getting up and getting through the day.”
“Remember, when we're conscious of something, that state is quite often generated by unconscious processes that happen right before it.”

Source : Source: www.huffingtonpost.com
“They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.”

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