"A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts"

-- Frank Skinner

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“Women are racing all the time to try to have a perfect house and perfect kids and be a perfect cook. Men, somehow, for whatever reason, seem to be better able to pick and choose, to focus on things they like and that are important to them, and let the other things go.”
“Photography has become an outstanding and indispensable means of propaganda in the revolutionary struggle.”
“The America that we knew as the smartest place on the planet is gone with the wind.”
“There's no need to legalize gay marriage. I have plenty of gay friends who are committed couples; some of them call themselves married, some don't, but their friends treat them as married. Anybody who doesn't like it just doesn't hang out with them.”
“Where most men work for degrees after their names, we work for one before our names: 'St.' It's a much more difficult degree to attain. It takes a lifetime, and you don't get your diploma until you're dead.”

Source : "Mother Angelica Live". Talk-Show, www.imdb.com. (1983 - ).
“Nothing can be done except little by little.”

Source : Charles Baudelaire (1956). “The Essence of Laughter: And Other Essays, Journals, and Letters”
“Davy once asked me if I thought it was better to be a has-been than a never was, but maybe it doesn't make much of a difference. In the end, people are just people, and the only things that matter are whether they are good or bad, loving or unloving, loved or unloved.”
“A message to parents who think legalizing weed will make their kids want to try it: they will anyway.”

Source : Twitter post from Oct 27, 2010

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