"I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!"

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Source : "Edinburgh fringe's 10 funniest jokes revealed" by Mark Brown, www.theguardian.com. August 21, 2012.

Stewart Francis

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“Get some facts and come back and see me!”

Source : "Blair's big week may put Pitt back on top". www.sfgate.com. February 22, 2009.
“You look at Libya, and you go, "Jesus, why the hell did we do that?" That's beyond stupid. That's so irresponsible and dangerous for our national security and frankly for the national security of Europe because you go and you look at where a lot of these refugees are coming out of, they're coming out of Misrata and Tripoli.”
“Is not the very beginning of privilege, monopoly and industrial slavery this erecting of the ballot-box above the individual?”
“So I never had trouble getting work or working or doing - I always worked. I worked when I went to college. I worked after school.”
“You never know, life is short but itâ€™s wide”
“I started blogging a decade ago because I like blogging. Writing's a kind of lonely thing to do, and I liked the idea of demystifying the process because I loved it as a kid and teenager and as somebody who wanted desperately to write.”
“Young children from Guatemala who are adopted into the United States gain considerable height relative to the standards. So the height difference cannot be genetic.”
“By definition startups usually do not turn a profit.”

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