"I don't think lesbians should be allowed to use dildos, afterall they've made their choice"

-- Stewart Francis

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“I spend a lot of time copying saxophone players and trumpet players. Not to say that it is not important to listen to guitar players, but there's so much music out there and so many possibilities. I like anyone who plays any instrument.”
“Managing life from our mental control towers, we have separated ourselves from our bodies and hearts.”
“We are not here just to survive and live long .... We are here to live and know life in it's multi-dimensions, to know life in its richness, in all it's variety. And when a man lives multi-dimensionally, explores all possibilities available, never shrinks back from a challenge, goes, rushes to it, welcomes it, rises to the occasion then life becomes a flame, life blooms.”
“People generally overestimate how distinct their lives are, so the commonalities seemed to them like a series of miracles.”
“I do or die, but I never cancel out.”
“I'm horrified of lobsters. And shrimp and lobsters are the cockroaches of the ocean.”
“Gravity is more suggestive than convincing.”
“When we learn to eat properly we begin to rebuild our bodies and to fulfill our purpose on this planet to grow in health, creativity, wisdom, and compassion.”

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