"Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me"

-- Stewart Francis

#Parks Quotes #Looks Quotes #Wonder Quotes

“I was king of the mountain for a long time, well, I don't want that no more. I like to perform every once in a while for people who want to see me, and cut albums of music that is what I'm really about.”
“When a man is part of his canoe, he is part of all that canoes have ever known.”
“I don't have many friends in Philadelphia. I sort of have one. I have the dog and someone else.”
“A thing well said will be wit in all languages.”
“No particular motive for living, except the custom and habit of it.”

Source : "Thackeray and his Novels" by William Makepeace Thackeray, Blackwood's Mag, January 1854.
“In Egypt, a civil state means a modern nationalist state that is compatible with Islamist provisions.”
“Rather than setting property taxes on the value of land and improvements, I'd advocate a plan to set rates based on land values across the entire neighborhood.”

Source : Source: www.columbusunderground.com
“TV can reach broad audiences, mass audiences, niche audiences; it can be local, regional, national; it can be spots, sponsorship, interactive. It can be anything you want it to be. I tend to think of TV as the Swiss Army knife of media, it's got something for everybody.”

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