"So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world."

-- Stewart Francis

#What If Quotes #World Quotes #Armageddon Quotes

“Because everyone knows liberals have never been wrong about anything. You can ask them. Anytime.”
“If they want to see me, here I am. If they want to see my clothes, open my closet and show them my suits.”
“A man does not plant a tree for himself; he plants it for posterity.”

Source : Alexander Smith (1863). “Dreamthorp: A Book of Essays Written in the Country”, p.258
“If you step up the self-education curve, you will come up with more answers than you can use.”
“If God wants us to pray without ceasing, it is because He wants to answer without ceasing!”
“Justice may be blind, but we all know that diversity in the courts, as in all aspects of society, sharpens our vision and makes us a stronger nation.”
“Spiritual power is generated within temple walls, and sent out to bless the world ... Every home penetrated by the temple spirit enlightens, cheers, and comforts every member of the household. The peace we covet is found in such homes. Indeed, when temples are on earth, the whole world shares measurably in the issuing light; when absent, the hearts of men become heavy, as if they said, with the people of Enoch's day, 'Zion is fled'" (See Moses 7:69).”
“Even the greatest players accept coaching and value the need for discipline and the order that it brings to the team”

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