Joe Rogan famous quotes

The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout.
-- Joe Rogan

#Workout #People #Together

Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?"
-- Joe Rogan

#Moving #Thinking #Looks

This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.
-- Joe Rogan

#Country #Gun #Problem

I don't really like actors. Actors are like terrible comedians with no punch lines. It's all about them. They talk about themselves all the time. They bore the sh - t out of you.
-- Joe Rogan

#Comedian #Actors #Lines

To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die.
-- Joe Rogan

#Mma #Appreciate #Appreciate Life

If you attach your mind to any ideology, you're going to be on a road, and that road may or may not lead you in a good direction. But you're gonna stay on that road because you are attached to an ideology. It could be a terrible road, but you stick with it regardless of rational thinking.
-- Joe Rogan

#Thinking #Mind #May

One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.
-- Joe Rogan

#Struggle #Mma #Lessons

The number one reason why ***** is illegal is because the Pharma Cartel does not want you to grow your own medicine. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. The first car ever made ran on hemp oil. Hemp seeds are also the healthiest food on the planet with the highest protein content out of any plant.
-- Joe Rogan

#Marijuana #Oil #Medicine

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
-- Joe Rogan

#Life #Talking #Flying

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.
-- Joe Rogan

#Thinking #People #Flocks

Peter Joseph is asking the questions and proposing the possible solutions that we should be demanding from the elected leaders of this crazy world. His brilliant analysis of this ridiculous system we're operating under is one of the most important voices for change in this generation.
-- Joe Rogan

#Crazy #Voice #Leader

There's only 2 reasons that you hate gay marriage; 1. You're dumb, or 2. You're secretly worried that dicks are delicious.
-- Joe Rogan

#Hate #Gay #Dumb

Once you understand what excellence is all about... you see how that excellence manifests itself in any discipline.
-- Joe Rogan

#Mma #Discipline #Excellence

The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing my mind
-- Joe Rogan

#Mind #Important #Tools

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.
-- Joe Rogan

#Acting #Way #Retarded

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.
-- Joe Rogan

#People #Acting #Done

A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn't make any sense.
-- Joe Rogan

#Mean #Beats #Persons

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.
-- Joe Rogan

#Talking #Actors #Worst

Selling your life to sit in a box and work for a machine. An uncaring machine that demands productivity that doesn't understand you and doesn't want to understand you... There's no natural behaviour. Everyone is wearing clothes they don't want to wear. Everybody is showing up and doing something they don't want to do. They have no connection to it. That's the problem with our society...
-- Joe Rogan

#Clothes #Connections #Behaviour

You are one miniscule piece of a never-ending cycle. In fact, you're not even a piece. You're just a holder for billions and billions of other pieces. Whether that's organic components, living organisms inside your body, bacteria or whatever it is, you're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.
-- Joe Rogan

#Mma #Trying #Pieces

If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever
-- Joe Rogan

#Real #Would Be #Psychedelic

I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.
-- Joe Rogan

#Girl #Sex #Want

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
-- Joe Rogan

#Marriage #Coke #Psycho

When you snatch little pieces of other people's lives and try to palm them off as your own, that's more disgusting than anything. Robin Williams is a huge thief. Denis Leary is a huge thief. His whole stand-up career is based on Bill Hicks, a brilliant guy who died years ago.
-- Joe Rogan

#Careers #Years #People

So instead of investing your time in a passion, you’ve sold your life to work for an uncaring machine that doesn’t understand you. That’s the problem with our society. And what’s the reward? Go home and get a big TV.
-- Joe Rogan

#Passion #Home #Machines

Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential.
-- Joe Rogan

#Art #Vehicle #Human Potential

I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you're sparring or drilling techniques, you can't think of anything else.
-- Joe Rogan

#Art #Moving #Thinking

There's a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results.
-- Joe Rogan

#Mma #Positive Energy #Results

The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion
-- Joe Rogan

#Passion #Risk #Rewards

Haters...are all failures. It's 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.
-- Joe Rogan

#Funny #Hater #Boards

Live your life like you're the hero in your movie.
-- Joe Rogan

#Hero #Live Your Life #Like You

If the world was an etch-a-sketch, glaciers are the big shake.
-- Joe Rogan

#Etch A Sketch #World #Glaciers

Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.
-- Joe Rogan

#Successful #Games #Ambitious

Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid.
-- Joe Rogan

#Men #Trying #He Man

Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are.
-- Joe Rogan

#Earth #Faces #Cult

I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.
-- Joe Rogan

#Writing #Tonight #Way

You're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.
-- Joe Rogan

#Mma #Trying #Soup

Teaching someone that doesn't know something forces you to think about almost every single aspect of it, including parts of it that you could sort of take for granted.
-- Joe Rogan

#Teaching #Thinking #Mma

There's a never-ending ocean of techniques out there.
-- Joe Rogan

#Ocean #Mma #Technique

I've been inspired by a shitload of people in my life so if there's ever anybody that I can inspire, to me that's a huge gift. To be able to turn that back around.
-- Joe Rogan

#Mma #People #Inspire

Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow... We know that inherently that feels great.
-- Joe Rogan

#Kindness #Mma #Feels

In order to be truly great at something you have to give into a certain amount of madness.
-- Joe Rogan

#Order #Mma #Giving

For many people the reason why they're idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn't work well, it's that they got in a terrible pattern.
-- Joe Rogan

#Mma #People #Brain

I want to make sure that everything that I'm creating, I'm creating it so other people get enjoyment out of it. And that's the reward that you get for that.
-- Joe Rogan

#Mma #Creating #People

There's a very famous Miyamoto Musashi quote. "Once you understand the way broadly, you can see it in all things." The idea is once you understand what excellence is all about, whether it's in painting, or carpentry or martial arts, that you see how that excellence manifests itself in any discipline. I think that all the different things that I do enhance all the other things that I do.
-- Joe Rogan

#Art #Thinking #Mma

I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you... That can be an awesome motivating force that can improve your life if you choose to be inspired and not jealous. One (being jealous) has no benefit whatsoever, the other is an incredible resource for creating momentum and improvement.
-- Joe Rogan

#Jealous #Mma #Creating

It's impossible to measure the type of mental strength and determination that's required to be an elite wrestler.
-- Joe Rogan

#Determination #Mma #Impossible

Choose To Be Inspired.
-- Joe Rogan

#Mma #Inspired

The mind is the most important thing of the big picture and no one has a stronger mindset than amateur wrestlers.
-- Joe Rogan

#Mma #Mind #Important

The best way to pursue any discipline is the martial art way.
-- Joe Rogan

#Art #Mma #Discipline

Greatness and madness are next door neighbours; and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get there without the other.
-- Joe Rogan

#Greatness #Doors #Mma

Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.
-- Joe Rogan

#Mma #Decision #Momentum

Someone else's success does not equal a failure for you.
-- Joe Rogan

#Mma #Doe #Equal

I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you.
-- Joe Rogan

#Jealous #Mma #Long

For those that have said I seemed dickish to some of the nuttier guests on Joe Rogan Questions Everything - guilty as charged. As the season wore on I lost my patience with some of those folks unfortunately. I think I overdosed on ridiculous/likely fake stories. I certainly learned a lot about the kind of people that invest a large portion of their life on fringe subjects - they're all white. I think there's something interesting about the subjects, (UFOS, etc) but the study of them has often been overrun by silly thinking.
-- Joe Rogan

#Silly #Thinking #White

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
-- Joe Rogan

#Relationship #Girlfriend #Lying

But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.
-- Joe Rogan

#Comedy #Chicks

Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.
-- Joe Rogan

#Art #Titles #Comedy

I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.
-- Joe Rogan

#Spare Time

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.
-- Joe Rogan

#Sports #Imagination

I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.
-- Joe Rogan

#Ambition #Work Out #Guy

I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.
-- Joe Rogan

#Mind #Fans #Generations

I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.
-- Joe Rogan

#Thinking #Height

I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.
-- Joe Rogan

#Art #Ufc #Firsts

The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.
-- Joe Rogan

#Dark #Creepy #Rooms

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
-- Joe Rogan

#Funny #Hard Work #People

The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while these people roll these machines with rubber tires over this hard surface that we've laid down over the planet so that we can easily move ourselves back and forth.
-- Joe Rogan

#Moving #People #Rubber

The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.
-- Joe Rogan

#Hate #Ideas #Guy

Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.
-- Joe Rogan

#Reality #Way #Ridiculous