"If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure."

-- Joe Rogan

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“The way of surviving is to find meaning in suffering.”
“My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye.”
“I believe in labeling things.”
“I saw how greatly he suffered the requirement of being clever. It separated him from his soul, and it didn't get him anything other than a living”

Source : Mark Helprin (2005). “A Soldier of the Great War”, p.520, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“Yes, I read. I have that absurd habit. I like beautiful poems, moving poetry, and all the beyond of that poetry. I am extraordinarily sensitive to those poor, marvelous words left in our dark night by a few men I never knew.”
“Not only are the philosophies of animal rights and animal welfare separated by irreconcilable differences... the enactment of animal welfare measures actually impedes the achievement of animal rights... Welfare reforms, by their very nature, can only serve to ***** the pace at which animal rights goals are achieved.”
“I'll always be this once-famous actress nobody recognizes... because of a nose job.”

Source : "Let's Get Nosy: Who's Had a Nose Job in Hollywood?", www.foxnews.com.
“An actor's job is about putting across the author's intention; I don't think of myself on the same level as a creator.”

Source : "Portrait of the artist: Jane Asher, actor". Interview With Laura Barnett, www.theguardian.com. September 19, 2011.

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