Bryan Callen famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.
-- Bryan Callen

#Celebrate #Masculinity
There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A.
-- Bryan Callen

#Sexy #Hot #Sexy Women
My parents were really nice to me.
-- Bryan Callen

#Nice #Parent #Really Nice
Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.
-- Bryan Callen

#Letters #Pigeons #Messages
As an actor, you're never busy enough.
-- Bryan Callen

#Actors #Busy #Enough
Its always a shock to me when I get recognized.
-- Bryan Callen

#Shock
My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that.
-- Bryan Callen

#Animal #Men #Views
I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!
-- Bryan Callen

#Fun #Heart #Two
Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.
-- Bryan Callen

#Horse #Car #Guy
Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.
-- Bryan Callen

#Opposites #Disrespectful #Reason

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