"Its always a shock to me when I get recognized."

-- Bryan Callen

“I do believe that God blessed me in life with a wonderful family, a successful career, and a loving marriage, and remain thankful for that blessing.”
“I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants.”
“I'm getting more selective, the more I do. As an actor, you want to do a variety of things, but first and foremost, it's the script, the quality of the script and the part. If the script is great and it's a part that I believe and I believe the world, that's rarer than you think.”

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“Knowing your HIV status is such an easy thing to do, but again, we've created this stigma around even going to get tested.”

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“My dear fellow,' Burlingame said, 'we sit here on a blind rock careening through space; we are all of us rushing headlong to the grave. Think you the worms will care, when anon they make a meal of you, whether you spent your moment sighing wigless in your chamber, or sacked the golden towns of Montezuma? Lookee, the day's nigh spent; 'tis gone careening into time forever. Not a tale's length past we lined our bowels with dinner, and already they growl for more. We are dying men, Ebenezer: i'faith, there's time for naught but bold resolves!”
“Fear of failure is a far worse condition than failure itself, because it kills off possibilities.”
“It's no fun for me to cover a song and produce it the exact same way as it already exists. When I hear that happening, I have to say, 'What's the point?”
“Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.”

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