"Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse."

-- Bryan Callen

#Horse Quotes #Car Quotes #Guy Quotes

“Science, we are repeatedly told, is the most reliable form of knowledge about the world because it is based on testable hypotheses. Religion, by contrast, is based on faith. The term 'doubting Thomas' well illustrates the difference.”
“If the nation is rich but people are poor, the country cannot be strong, and society will be unstable.”
“If you really want to understand something, the best way is to try and explain it to someone else.”
“Don't let your eyes refuse to seeDon't let your ears refuse to hear”

Source : Song: Hold You In My Arms, Album: Trouble, 2004
“Gratitude is a soil on which joy thrives.”

Source : Berthold Auerbach (1874). “On the heights: a novel”, p.436
“Comfort is key for a barbecue.”
“But love, like a mushroom high compared with the buzz from cheap weed, outlasts grief.”

Source : Miriam Toews (2014). “A Complicated Kindness”, p.186, Faber & Faber
“I believe in courtesy. It is the way we avoid hurting people's feelings. She thought that maybe, just maybe, western civilization was in decline because people did not take time to take tea at four o'clock.”

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