"If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe."

-- Joe Rogan

#Life Quotes #Talking Quotes #Flying Quotes

“But I think the possibility of a black and white society feeding each other's expertises, living harmoniously, will probably go along in fits and starts now but at least it has a great constitution now to back it up.”
“The obvious is the hardest thing of all to point out to anyone who has genuinely lost sight of it.”
“Positive thinking is a good attitude to have. But positive thinking without any skills is a load of crap.”

Source : "Conrad Dobler: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.
“If there is no God, then man and the universe are doomed. Like prisoners condemned to death, we await our unavoidable execution. There is no God, and there is no immortality. And what is the consequence of this? It means that life itself is absurd. It means that the life we have is without ultimate significance, value, or purpose.”

Source : "Reasonable Faith: Christian Truth and Apologetics". Book by William Lane Craig, 1994.
“Mr. Obama plans to boost federal spending 25 percent while nearly tripling the national debt over 10 years. Americans know that this kind of spending will have economic consequences, including new taxes being imposed by the new progressives.”
“A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.”
“The point is, you have an ethnic heritage and you have a human heritage. Your human heritage includes everything of human value.”
“If you cannot put the ego on the side you cannot succeed in love, period. Therefore love must defeat it.”

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