"The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own."

-- Joe Rogan

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“Honestly, I just assume that whatever is going to happen to me is going to happen. There it goes: someone is there, someone isn't there. This girl is here. This food is here. I think the clever people are the ones who do a little as possible.”

Source : "Kevin Ayers: 'I never considered another profession' - one of his final interviews". Interview with Kate Mossman, www.theguardian.com. February 21, 2013.
“I became intimately acquainted with the Bible only as a theological student.”
“It's the character that is the strongest that God gives the most challenges to. Take your struggles as a compliment.”
“The furnace of affliction refines us from earthly drossiness, and softens us for the impression of God's own stamp.”
“I'd fallen in love with the devil.”
“Strength on its own in a woman is quite abrasive and not terribly attractive all the time,”

Source : "What Stella McCartney really said about women, aggression and attractiveness" by Rosie Swash, www.theguardian.com. October 1, 2014.
“Gun laws are an attempt to nationalize the right of self-defense. Politicians perennially react to the police's abject failure to prevent crime by trying to disarm law-abiding citizens. The worse government fails to control crime, the more the politicians want to restrict individuals' rights to defend themselves. But police protection in most places is typical government work - slow, inefficient, and unreliable...”
“I think humor is key [to a successful middle-grade novel]. Kids like to read for entertainment, and the best way to entertain kids is to make them laugh.”

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