"But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them."

-- Joe Rogan

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“There are different paths that one can pursue as a painter. I work with the thesis that I have not as yet reached my goal. This engagement is the necessary basis from which I plan new paintings.”
“All through my life, I have been tested. My will has been tested, my courage has been tested, my strength has been tested. Now my patience and endurance are being tested.”
“We are sensible of the duty and expediency of submitting our opinions to the will of the majority, and can wait with patience till they get right if they happen to be at any time wrong.”
“Whatever we put our attention on will grow stronger in our life.”
“They did is sent me down Clearwater, Florida, and they said to me, Jessica, I need you to make Jim Bakker feel better.”
“Take your vitamins. Exercise. Just work to love yourself as much as you can - not more than the people around you but not so much less.”

Source : "Advice to Young Poets: Sharon Olds in Conversation". Interview with Michael Laskey, www.poets.org. May 12, 2010.
“Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.”
“Gratitude is a soil on which joy thrives.”

Source : Berthold Auerbach (1874). “On the heights: a novel”, p.436

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