"The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone."

-- Joe Rogan

#Acting Quotes #Way Quotes #Retarded Quotes

“Comedy is very difficult. I love it because when you do it right, its the best feeling in the world.”
“Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.”

Source : FaceBook post by Fran Lebowitz from Jan 14, 2011
“Beware the tyranny of the weak. They just suck you dry.”
“For some reason, the most vocal Christians among us never mention the Beatitudes (Matthew 5). But, often with tears in their eyes, the demand that the Ten Commandments be posted in public buildings. And of course, that's Moses, not Jesus. I haven't heard one of them demand that the Sermon on the Mount, the Beatitudes, be posted anywhere. "Blessed are the merciful" in a courtroom? "Blessed are the peacemakers" in the Pentagon? Give me a break!”
“Like a child star whose fame fades as the years advance, many once-innovative companies become less so as they mature.”
“Last time I failed is when I fell in love with distractions.”
“Poetry, and the principle of Self, of which money is the visible incarnation, are the God and the Mammon of the world.”
“I ran to the forest, I ran to the trees. I ran and I ran, I was looking for me.”

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