Carrot Top famous quotes

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.
-- Carrot Top

#Hard Times #Hair #Orange

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.
-- Carrot Top

#Interesting #Marketing #Kind

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.
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#Hate #Congratulations #Successful

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.
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#Lunch #Cooking #Needs

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.
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#Fun #Kissing #Thinking

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.
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#People #Labels #Want

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.
-- Carrot Top

#Thinking #People #Different

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.
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#Hurt #Bridges #Bunnies

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.
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#College #Plans

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.
-- Carrot Top

#People #Nicknames #Carrots

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.
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#Thinking #Years #Kind

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.
-- Carrot Top

#Character #Thinking #Becoming

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.
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#Wells

I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.
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#Path

I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community.
-- Carrot Top

#Giving #Community #Important

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.
-- Carrot Top

#People #Laughing #Way

Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn't that suck?
-- Carrot Top

#Boys #Style #Way

I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.
-- Carrot Top

#Crazy #Guy #Want

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.
-- Carrot Top

#Sports #School #Shoes

My manager has a car payment, so I work every night.
-- Carrot Top

#Night #Car #Payment

We must strive to move forward in life, by acknowledging the forces that are thrusted upon ourselves by means of fear, and relinquish them by our ways of hope.
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#Fake People #Moving #Mean

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.
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#Home #School #Class

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.
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#Comedian

I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.
-- Carrot Top

#Sexy #Hate #Hair

I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default 'getaway' city.
-- Carrot Top

#Home #Cities #Orlando

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
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#Girlfriend #Two #Dating

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.
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#Song #Stars #Opportunity

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.
-- Carrot Top

#Thinking #Trying #Looks

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.
-- Carrot Top

#Beach #School #Weekend

Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.'
-- Carrot Top

#Hair #Iron #Looks

People always say to me, Youre really attractive - in an unusual way. No one ever just says, Youre attractive.
-- Carrot Top

#People #Way #Unusual